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I make vegan whips/floggers and I need a list of things you could use them for, a funny list, for my listing on etsy.
So here is how you enter, go check out my whip, and enter a funny use for the whip/flogger...I will most likely end up using some of the answers...the answer that my roommate and I like the best will be the winner!
The winner will be announced next wednesday October 1st!
Vegan Flogger
This is all fine and dandy, but what do you win?
You will win a set of 3 organic lavender laundry sachets!!
A $10 value.
Lavender Laundry Sachets
Thanks to artbysusmitha for the idea for this giveaway!
36 comments:
This would come in so handy when that hand reaches for the remote while I'm watching television!
hahaha thats a good answer
Do you think they would reach the man next door that doesn't like my dogs? I could hide and whip him as he mows the law, he wouldn't hear me cause of the mower and I can take photos or even video it. he is really an ass.
I'm not so good with sharing so Rita M's idea has its appeal. However, this lends itself to a certain kink appeal - perhaps S&M for members of PETA?
maybe help with that diet- for you or spouse
or hands off my chocolate
or whip for some fun
or to whip the hubs into doing the honey do list
or to unload or do any chores
Wow! This would be perfect for my co workers and my future business! We want to open a dominatrix place..it's legal, no sex, get paid for abusing men, all good!!! And lots of money!! We would keep you in business, babe!! :)
Im trying for the lavender sachet. Is there the right link
Sounds nice. :)
whip all those greedy _____ on Wall street who are causing this financial crisis.
lori you should contact me about that,i would definately be interested, and i might have some ideas for you as well
For myself should I reach for that second cupcake.
gkstratos@yahoo.com
My cats would probably think its a super fun new cat toy!
This would make a great hand-mop! Just dip into your cleaning solution, scrub my hand, rinse, wring out, and hang-dry. What do you think?
I meant to say "scrub BY hand" not "scrub my hand" - though I suppose you could scrub my hand with it as well...
I could see keeping it in my office at work and picking it up as soon as anyone comes in. I'd get so much more done! Although, some of the guys might come to my office more.....
oh darlings great to flog? my husband with at intimate times
Think we could whip the country or company causing these high gas prices??
In the "old" days my mother used to have us kids take the rugs outside and hang them on the clothes line and we would beat them with a broom (only richer folk had those expensive rug beaters) in order to get them clean and dust free. (you can use the whip instead) (we didn't have a vacumn cleaner either) So, as for something funny to use this flogger for besides beating a rug might be to use it as a cat toy by letting the cat chase and play with all those pieces of the whip as you dangle it in front of him. Kittens are always funny and cute. I suppose a man could use it in some way as a jock strap. (can you picture that in your minds eye?)
Tickle chaser! Chase the kids and tickle them.
Thank you for the great review and blog.
Amy
amyinkamloops @ gmail.com
I could definitely use that on the guy that keeps walking his dog in my yard and not cleaning up the doggie poo. if i go out to get my mail one more time and step in Akita poo, I am going to have a meltdown!
(Of course...not as epic of a meltdown as our US economy)
My parents are both teachers, so I think it'd be perfect for hanging on the blackboard as a "warning" against bad behavior!
I should have mentioned that they teach high school. This would scare little kids half to death!
I'd like to use it while walking behind my husband saying, "pick that up...now pick that up...now pick that up."
ah, we heart vegan sex toys. homemade ones are truly "tops".
a few useful flogger suggestions:
- keep flies off the goods at your vegan bakesales;
- use it as a tail when you dress your bike as a horse for the halloween critical mass ride;
- replace your color coded hankie in your back pocket when you go out cruising; and
- let it be a long-lived pom pom (as opposed to garbage bag pom poms) for your upcoming radical cheerleading gigs.
Good work, recycled cycle. This flogger is clearly a needed item for every radical household!
I'd like to use it to lovingly threaten the men in my household who leave their dirty underwear on the bathroom floor. You know who you are and I know who you are - the size mens XL tags and boys size 10 tags on the inside elastic give your secret identities away. Just you wait....Just you wait....
To whip your bike into shape after a long winter (assuming you're not hard core and ride in the snow and ice). Scare it into inflating its tires and shaking off the cobwebs!
Hmm, my hubby is a channel hopping maniac and this would come in handy........just give him a wee flog until he stops changing the channel!!
It may also work on those Sundays, if I were to whip him until he turned the football off! :-)
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nancyrobster@gmail.com
LOL Have you met my dogs??? Maybe I could use it to distract the one who "herds" flies!
Yike! 'Tis the time of spiders and cobwebs! Your Whip/Flogger looks to be just what's needed. A "Flog-a-Web-Away" will safely scoot those scary creatures and their woven homes off high ceiling corners that can't be reached without dangerously wobbly high ladders--and without having one's hands and arms covered with clingy, creepy strands of web!
It's a neat trick and a great treat: A FLOG-A-WEB-(OR WHATEVER ELSE YOU NEED AWAY) AWAY! Yea!
Well my idea's not very funny, I'm just in the process of finding a location for my adult entertainment store and a vegan erotica section would be perfect! For myself and all my veggie friends!
My little ones absolutely love the car wash and this is reminiscent of those crazy flapping things that come down over the car. This little doodad would be brilliant for reenacting car washes at home with the kids. We set up our own assembly lines and they crawl through our legs and we pretend we're the car wash machine but with this gadget, it would REALLY seem real! Do ya likey my idea?!!
I sure do!
doot65{at}comcast[dot]net
Elizabeth
I think that this would be great to use on my nosy neighbor who is constantly coming over to my house to try and dig up some gossip. When I got through with using it on her I would sneak it into the bedroom. I'm sure it would make a great surprise for my man who is usually as straight as they come. Snap, whip, meet my expectations or else. Kinda sounds like a dominatrix, huh?
suzystars9[at]gmail[dot]com
This would be great for training my dog. Thanks for the giveaway!!
count me in
would be great for whippin hub into shape :)~
this would be great for training my husband thanks
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